JWP 2019 | BONUS PROMPT!

[thesadchicken]

Title: Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle.
Author: thesadchicken
Rating: PG (i guess?).
Universe: Ritchie!verse, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)
Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes.
Summary: Just a bit of silliness.
Word Count: 100.

Bonus prompt: Irrational Fears: Phobias are very real. Have a character suffer from a phobia.

Watson looked at the horse, then at Holmes. He made a face. This was going to be a problem. ‘It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?’

Holmes lifted his chin defensively. ‘They're dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?’

Later that day, when they stopped to set up camp, Watson leaned in and whispered in Holmes’ ear, ‘You didn’t seem to mind it the other night, when I was bobbing about between your legs, did you?’

Comments

[smallhobbit]

Holmes may have a point - as does Watson!

[thesadchicken]

Ahahahahaha I agree: they each have a point ;)

[monkeybard]

I'm so glad your mind went precisely where mine did for that last paragraph. Thank you! LOL!

[thesadchicken]

So happy I'm not the only one ahahahaha Thank YOU!

[gardnerhill]

Of course, most men would agree that something bobbing between their legs does seem to have a mind of its own...

[thesadchicken]

Ahahahahahaha! Indeed!

[capt_facepalm]

When I heard that line in the movie, I sure we fans were being fan-serviced by Ritchie & Co. and that is where they wanted us to go.
Hehehehe!